The Rules (cont) #33
Rule #33 A good spoon is as important to experience as a good fork.
The Rules (cont) #11
Rule #11 Always bring extras to the knife fight.
Lost and Found
The best way to find something you’ve lost and have just wasted hours or days trying to find is to look for something that you lost months ago and were unable to find. It’s amazing how quickly it’ll turn up. If you have cats, even if you’ve lost a toaster oven, look under the couch. If you have dogs, you can find the socks you’re missing by digging up the backyard.
A real psychic would just come to my house when I needed help with a decision.– Anonymous
If you’re in over your head it doesn’t matter whether the glass is...– Anonymous (which, as usual, means I made it up)
VD Saved My Mojo
I used to have no rap. I was the kid that would run past a girl thinking she’d be impressed with how well I ran. While I was busy running back and forth, Cool Breeze Steve would sidle over, sit comfortably in the bleachers on the bench behind her and whisper in her ear about … I wish to hell I knew! Cool Breeze Steve had rap, had mojo. I did not. Later I realized it didn’t matter what he said,...